A Bad Moose

We went to Bugaboo Creek for dinner tonight. There is a large statue of a moose outside and the restaurant is adorned with several more moose heads inside. Charlie of course, was fascinated. On our way out, Mike made the mistake of telling him a story of how a moose once ran in front of his car in New Hampshire.

The entire ride home we were forced to listen to the following not-quite-coherent rant brought on by Mike's moose story:

"That's a BAD MOOSE! Chahlie Wobisson's daddy crashed the car! Chalie Wobisson's daddy crashed the moose! That's a HEAVY MOOSE! That moose is TOO HEAVY! That moose RAN THE ROAD! That's dangerous! That's an accident! That's a BAD MOOSE! That moose crashed Chalie Wobisson's friends! That moose needs a TIME OUT!"