Bathroom Hogger

ME: "Are you done yet??"
CHARLIE: "No-- go away!"

Charlie has taken to monopolizing the bathroom with his new found potty time. Saturday he almost made us late for his swimming lessons because he had to have his 20 minutes of quality time on the pot, and this evening I had to resort to using the downstairs bathroom after waiting in vain for him to finish his business in the upstairs one.

Jeez, if this is what it is like already, just wait till he becomes a teenager!