Not Enough Bad Guys

ME: "What did you read at story time today?"
CHARLIE: "A story about a monster with the body of a wolf and spines down its back and three heads like a serpent who ate a baby."
ME: "Really?!?"
CHARLIE: "No... It was a story about a kindergartener and it didn't even have any monsters OR bad guys in it, it was so boring I could hardly stand it."