Three Is Too Early To Stop Believing

Amelia: "Why do some people have Christmas trees in their yards?"

Me: "They're not really Christmas trees, they're pine trees. "

Amelia: "Is Santa really real?"

Me: "Of course -- who else would bring you presents in the middle of the night?"

Amelia: "Well when it's my birthday you and Dad do..."

Me: "Uhh... Wow, look at all those birds!!"